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What’s your nickname?

I have many nicknames, some spanning back to when I was an infant. Some are more embarrassing than others. A few were born out of love, others were born out … Continue reading

March 22, 2014 · 6 Comments

How to get a massage.

Simple, step by step, instructions on how to get a great professional, therapeutic massage. 1. Schedule a massage with an independent licensed massage therapist… NEVER, EVER go to Massage Envy … Continue reading

March 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

You’re fat because…

It really is a simple concept… You are fat because you eat too much. It’s not rocket science. It’s not brain surgery. It’s simple… You consistently eat more calories than … Continue reading

March 17, 2014 · 3 Comments

I collect art

I collect art. One of a kind, custom pieces of art. I keep them with me everywhere I go. —— My parents are super supportive and beyond words amazing. I … Continue reading

March 11, 2014 · 4 Comments

10 reasons Yelp is like the mafia

For those of you who are not familiar with the popular website Yelp; it is a review site.  The original concept of Yelp.com was very cutting edge and clever. People … Continue reading

February 19, 2014 · 8 Comments

It’s the little things.

I find that I am most often most impressed or irritated by the little things in life. The tiny little things that mean nothing in the grand scheme of life. … Continue reading

February 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Daily prompt: it’s still x-mas

http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2014/01/27/daily-prompt-barriers/ Today’s daily prompt is about what holds you back from accomplishing what you want to in any given week. For the past three weeks, I have been planning on … Continue reading

January 27, 2014 · 3 Comments

Winter weather… Or not

Not that I’m complaining, BUT is Arizona going to get a winter this season? I see weather reports of blizzards and record low temperatures across the country…not here. Today I … Continue reading

January 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Religion is like a Penis….

Religion is like a Penis It’s fantastic if you have one. It’s normal for you to think that yours is more important than anyone else’s. It’s fine for you to … Continue reading

January 24, 2014 · 10 Comments

Some images just make my day

This image made my day. It’s hard for me to give my opinions on topics I personally know nothing about. At the age of 20, I wasn’t disgustingly rich, famous … Continue reading

January 23, 2014 · Leave a comment