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Religion is like a Penis….


Religion is like a Penis

It’s fantastic if you have one.

It’s normal for you to think that yours is more important than anyone else’s.

It’s fine for you to believe that yours has special powers.

It’s fine for you to believe that yours will change the world.

It’s fine if you describe it to people who have questions or are unfamiliar.

but under NO circumstance is it ok for you to whip it out and attempt to shove it down my throat.

10 comments on “Religion is like a Penis….

  1. inspiredbythedivine1
    January 27, 2014

    Very, very funny. I like this.

  2. inspiredbythedivine1
    January 27, 2014

    Come check out my blog. I think you’ll find a few laughs.

  3. inspiredbythedivine1
    January 27, 2014

    No problem. Wish more folks were like you.

  4. A. van Nerel
    January 28, 2014

    This is brilliant! And so true!!

  5. naturechaplain
    February 22, 2014

    Good one. You may be interested sometime in the essay “Jesus’ Penis” in my book, Nature is Enough (selections at

  6. LAMarcom
    April 1, 2014


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